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Sunday, November 27, 2011

Happy Belated Turkey Day!

Happy Late Thanksgiving Everyone!

We hope everyone enjoyed their fill of feasting and family dysfunction! Over here in the middle East, we had a delightful American Thanksgiving all our own. It was a bit of a labor of love, but in the end it was absolutely worth it.

See this face of utter bewilderment? This was halfway through the day, just after taking Will to the doctor for an acute ear infection that surfaced around noon. Guests were due at 6 pm.


Wait, let me back up a bit and start at the beginning.

The first dilemma of Thanksgiving abroad is: to have or not to have. We could have skipped it altogether. We could have prepared a simple meal. We could have even eaten out at the one American Restaurant in Tel Aviv hosting their Thanksgiving plate special. However, once the Embassy advertised their "feather free" butterballs for sale at the handsome price of $60 per 10-12 lb. bird, we decided to go for it. We invited three sets of neighbors to join us, and the planning began.

Now, procuring grocery items for a traditional American Thanksgiving in Israel is not the easiest task. Here's a few unavailable items:
  • stuffing
  • cream of mushroom or chicken soup
  • chicken broth
  • marshmallows
  • salted butter
  • fried onions
  • apple cider
  • pumpkin
  • condensed milk or evaporated milk
  • cranberries of any variety: canned, fresh, frozen, dried
Thankfully, between our dry goods shipment, care packages from friends and family, and a little online Netgrocer shopping, I had most of these items on hand. Except marshmallows. Which is why our sweet potato casserole was topped with these:

Israeli banana flavored and shaped marshmallows. It was either these or strawberry. Weird, but Stewart insisted on marshmallows, so there you go.

I digress; back to the bird. So, it turns out that a "feather free" turkey isn't necessarily "quill free." Or "neck and innards free." Stewart was my absolute hero and knight in shining armor. He offered to de-quill and clean our little avian friend for me. I think he knew that if I were left to the job, there might not be a turkey come next year. So, he pulled out some pliers and worked on the gobble gobble for over an hour.


Check out those quills! They were all over every inch of that sucker.

One by one.

Gross... but that's how it's done.


The next hurdle was fitting our bird in our oven. Our oven is a little on the small side. Like more similar to a microwave than an oven, really. It only fits up to one 13 x 9 size dish in at a time. Thankfully, by placing the rack on the lowest setting, we were able to just barely fit the turkey inside. Whew!



After all was said and done, the turkey cooked beautifully and turned out to be the most scrumptious one we've prepared yet. Will had a nice long nap, and the antibiotics kicked in, so he was in the clear. Lydia finally dropped her fever the day before (yes, we truly have been chronically ill for the last two months), so she too was good to go.

Out of the neighbors that joined us, only one couple had ever partaken of a thanksgiving meal and even then it was only one time. They were all very curious and excited about the event. They kept saying things like, "We've only seen this in the movies!" & "We've always wanted to see a Thanksgiving meal and try the food." With eager, grateful company, good wine and good food, we had a wonderful meal and evening. We also took time to introduce our traditions of reading scripture, saying grace, and going around and sharing the things for which we are thankful. We learned a lot about each other, and relationships were forged a little deeper. Of course, I said I was thankful for my family and the chance to be living in Israel, but what I really wanted to say was, "I'm so thankful I didn't ruin the food and the turkey isn't full of quills and feathers!"


"Happy Thanks Holiday"

Shalom Y'all!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Don't Mess With the Zohan


Remember that Adam Sandler flick...Don't Mess With the Zohan? You know, the one about the ex-IDF (Israeli military) officer who wants to become a hair dresser? I always thought the Zohan was one of those crazy, random Adam Sandler characters, but it turns out he may have found his inspiration in Israel.

Every salon or beauty shop I have passed on the streets here has an all-male staff.
I'm sure that Israel has female hair stylists. They have to, right? However, I have yet to lay eyes on one. I was even warned by other expats that the IDF-trained male stylists might come off as overly "flirtatious."

But, what do you do when your hair looks like this?


After months of sun, wind, sizzling heat and humidity, my hair was looking....well....rough.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.

One day I had had enough. I dropped the kids off at school, walked to the nearest hair salon and in Henglish asked for the next available appointment. I was told to come back that evening at 5 pm.

So, I returned promptly at 5 pm. I said I had an appointment for a haircut (or at least I thought I did), and then the gentleman behind the counter started showing me samples of hair extensions. At this point I realize one of two things has happened. Either I have miscommunicated (highly possible), or I really look so bad and desperate that he is going to try to push the latest product on me. I was hoping it was option A, so I switched to all English.

Me: "Ifshar ledeber be Anglit bevakashah?" (May we speak in English please?)
Zohan: OK
Me: I think I have an appointment for a haircut. Just a haircut.
Zohan: Aaaaah. Ok, it's with me. "Boi."(come with me)

And that is how my first Zohan experience started. I learned that this gentleman studied at the Paul Mitchell Salon in New York years ago, his English was good enough, and he was fantastic at cutting and styling hair. My hair was washed, cut and styled within 20 minutes, and it was one of the best haircuts I have ever received. AND....it wasn't more expensive than an American haircut. Score!

If you're wondering about the flirtatious part, there was no hanky panky or improper innuendos whatsoever. He was a true gentleman. This may have had something to do with my overall appearance upon entering the salon, you never know. You could say that I don't exactly blend in with the Tel Aviv locals in the fashion department. In fact, I more or less stick out like an Amish woman in SoHo. Regardless, he was kind and professional...

....even if he did jam out to GNR's Paradise City while cutting my hair.

Shalom Y'all,
E

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Ein Gedi

Are we really getting paid to do this?!


During our Dead Sea excursion, we stayed at Kibbutz Ein Gedi. The whole kibbutz experience is a blog post for another time. For now, just know that a kibbutz is a cooperative community that commonly also runs a hotel/ resort on their premises.

Not too bad for location...

As you can see, the term "oasis" is quite fitting for Kibbutz Ein Gedi. It is a tropical garden paradise nestled between rough, steep, desert terrain. The Summer highs can reach 115 F in the shade (no thanks!). I think we were wise to let the summer and high holiday season pass before we tackled this area. The temp was in the low 80's during the day and 60's at night - perfect!






Israel is full of national parks with beautiful hiking trails. The Ein Gedi Nature Reserve was only a couple of miles from the kibbutz, so we took the afternoon to explore it on our second day. Some of the hiking trails out here are pretty intense, but since "intense" and "expert" are not the typical speed of a three and five year old (nor these two 34 year olds) we stick to the "easy" family friendly trails. For this park, that meant walking up through a series of waterfalls until finally reaching King David's Waterfall.


After our bat experience at Nimrod's Fortress (click here if you missed it), I am always careful to get the rundown on the potential wildlife with which we'll be sharing our day. Thankfully, in daylight hours we should only be spotting hyrax (the rock groundhog things) and ibex.

Here's our first sighting:


What? You don't see it?

Maybe this will help:

These little guys were so cute and peaceful. They look like the miniature pony of the deer family. I think they can't get bigger than a few feet tall. Will kept calling to them, like you would a lost kitten or stray dog: "Here ibex. Heeerre ibex, ibex, ibex. Heeeeere little ibex." Didn't work.




As we moved on we had a second sighting:
A group of nuns, w/ habits hiked up to their knees, wading in the cool, fresh water. Now folks, you just don't see stuff like this every day...


Surely they were pondering that eternal question on the mind of every nun,
'How DO you solve a problem like Maria?' [Hum along now]


Supposedly, the water at Ein Gedi is so pure and fresh that you can drink right out of the streams and waterfalls. Lydia and Stewart tried it, but I let my fear of yet another viral/ intestinal/ parasitical infection keep me sipping my pre-packaged, store bought water instead.

Which brand? Oh yes, "Ein Gedi Natural Spring Water."

I'm a dork.





After a beautiful afternoon of exploring, it was time to head back.

Lydia did great!



Will is practically exhausted after all that 'walking' he did.


Shalom y'all.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

The Dead Sea

Chillin' at the lowest point on earth...
Last week, we took our last trip before the Fall semester started and headed out to the Dead sea to experience just exactly what water 8X saltier than the ocean really feels like (hint: OK for grownups, completely disagreeable to children). More on that later.
Below is a view from Masada. You can see Jordanian mountains behind the water. It was beautiful seeing the sun burst over the crest at dawn. Elizabeth tells me that not waking two sleeping children before dawn is equally beautiful. & she is correct...


So why is it the called "Dead Sea"? It's 423M below sea level, so any water that drains down there has no way to escape except to evaporate. This leaves the salt, which just accumulates leaving the water so saline that nothing can live there.


Will decided right away that he did not like it.


The bottom is like the inside of a crusty, hardened salt-shaker that has never been cleaned out. Don't even think about going in without foot-protection. Getting cut in this water would really be like pouring salt on your wounds...(Ha).

Floating...

...and standing. Wildly buoyant--painfully salty.


Back at the mud-pit, Lydia exercises her singing voice & gets a surprise...

No, we don't have any idea why there is Superman statue in the background.

Getting ready to rinse off in the hot sulfur springs.


Sun, fun, & mud. This is one of those you -have-to-do-it-just-once kind of things that is totally unique to Israel & Jordan. And, thanks to that famous Dead-Sea mud, our skin looks months younger that it really is! Stand by for more on Kibbutz Ein Gedi & Masada...

Shalom Yall! E & Stew

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

We're going viral....

...old school.

Sorry for the blogging hiatus, but one of the joys of transversing continents and hemispheres is leaving your immune system behind. When we prepared for our move, there were no vaccinations to take, no special medical precautions, no hazards of a third world country. Even when we in-processed at the Embassy health unit, we were assured there were virtually no risks to our health - clean tap water, uncontaminated fruits and veggies, no epidemics, etc., etc.

What we weren't prepared for was this:

3 rounds of strep throat
4 bouts of the stomach virus
2 fever viruses
3 flu-like viruses
and a myriad of other bizarre symptoms, rashes, and weird medical stuff

Apparently, as other ex-pats have informed us, it takes a solid 4-6 months before your immune system catches up, and so you basically spend those first months catching virus after virus. Thankfully, the embassy health unit and the Herzilya medical center have provided excellent care. Truly excellent.


Oh, and you know what else we weren't prepared for?

This view from our balcony:

Or these as house pests:


So, when we aren't shielding our children's eyes, chasing geckos, or cleaning vomit and taking temperatures, we have time to blog. It's been a little busy lately.

Soon to come:
Don't Mess With the Zohan
The Dead Sea
My Big Fat Jerusalem Wedding
Ein Gedi & Massada

Stay Tuned...Shalom y'all!